ThreatButt being the global leading in real-ish time cyber threaty threat intelligence has recently taken a huge round of funding and we are petrified of what happens next April when we have to try and use TurboTax again.
Making it rain dollars every month for Threatbutt and it's questionably affordable interns.
Dealing with all those damn mergers and acquisitions.
Remembering our password for CoinBase, as this can't be the right account as there's no money left in it?
Seriously, can you explain to us how to use an abacus! Those things are wicked cool.
Deep understanding of insider trading.
Quite a large hoard of bitcoins.
An explanation of quite why calc.exe just seems to suddenly appear when you go to certain "adult" webpages in your day to day working life.
401ks how do they work? What happened to the other 400k?