Chief Financial Officer

ThreatButt being the global leading in real-ish time cyber threaty threat intelligence has recently taken a huge round of funding and we are petrified of what happens next April when we have to try and use TurboTax again.

Responsibilities

• Making it rain dollars every month for Threatbutt and it's questionably affordable interns.
• Dealing with all those damn mergers and acquisitions.
• Remembering our password for CoinBase, as this can't be the right account as there's no money left in it?
• Seriously, can you explain to us how to use an abacus! Those things are wicked cool.

Requirements

• Deep understanding of insider trading.
• Quite a large hoard of bitcoins.
• An explanation of quite why calc.exe just seems to suddenly appear when you go to certain "adult" webpages in your day to day working life.
• 401ks how do they work? What happened to the other 400k?
• Fraud.