(The dumpsters outside BevMo, San Francisco, CA - May 2015) ThreatButt Incorporated, a leading intergalactic provider of the most maximum protection from threatening threaty threats and YoloThreat APT Superiority Squadron, the clear leader in being the most recently shutdown threat intelligence startup du jour, today, finally, with much jubilation, announced a partnership and combined synergy integration.

This unprecedented partnership of technology, ideas, threats, threaty threats, APT and advanced APT threats unifies and synergies the two most exciting and dynamic companies in the cramped but underperforming space of threat intelligence and cynicism. Bringing the convenience and out reach of the ThreatButt's Advanced Enterprise Advanced APT Threat Cyber Detection Platform and the raw, gristly, powerful, dashingly handsome threat intelligence data that YOLOThreat is universally renowned for, together, finally in one synergistic cyber platform.

The "Threat Intelligence, ThreatButt, Information Tenacity, YOLOThreat YOLOThreat Enterprise System", or "TITBITY YES" platform as it's known for short is the first of it's kind, best of breed, winner in show, Gartner sufficiently advanced technology quadrant, heck-you'll-buy-it-at-RSAC-because-you-have-to-justify-this-trip-somehow technology available today-ish.

Thanks to YOLOThreat's extensive actually bothering to doing threat intelligence patents ThreatButt is able to bring you genuinely useful data for a fraction of the cost of the time you've wasted reading this, even without this being a PDF or a white paper.

With today's announcement, ThreatButt Advanced Enterprise Advanced APT Threat Cyber Detection Platform customers are able to consume this data near immediately. Regular customers are also able to consume this data, despite being parasitic freeloaders.

"We are fairly dedicated to providing both the TheatButt customers with not completely stale threat intelligence data, or useless MD5s as they're known in the industry" said Head of Product at YOLOThreat Kyle "The Silver Haired Wombat" Maxwell.

"These are a bunch of things we're more than happy to burn. Frankly if you can find these on your systems, you have way bigger problems" chirped YOLOThreat CTO Scott "I Don't Like Anything" Roberts.

About YOLOThreat

YOLOThreat is a brand new threat intelligence startup that just shutdown, so we open sourced everything! If it's not on GitHub, there's no legal proof we did it! Okay?

About ThreatButt

Probably on the podium for Viking in name based threat intelligence. The first global cyber leader of threat intelligence licensing models.

For press/media inquiries about our partnership, or Threatbutt's technology, contact (pr [at] threatbutt [dot] com)